Germans won't shoot you

Now here is an interesting thing: It's illegal for Germans to own guns. 
The only exception are professional hunters. What? Not even the police have guns... I think they have the police stick and a dinky shield. So when all the people protest things like no nuclear energy and the police have to break up "illegal" protests.... people throw things at them. They throw sticks and fruit. They also throw stones. This appeals to my dark humor.